Unmasking the Toronto Maple Leafs as Professional Cat Burglars

The Unsung Heroes

The Acrobat: Max "Swiss Army Knife" Domi

Domi can do a little of everything, unlike his father. He's able to backup all of his teammates while also bringing some unique flavour, just like on the ice. He's also surprisingly comfortable squeezing into a box for hours on end delivering himself to the scene of a robbery, ready to strike at just the right time.

The Unlikely Sneak: Calle "Shadow" Järnkrok"

On the other hand, Calle Järnkrok might just surprise us all. With his calm demeanor and veteran savvy, Järnkrok could be the dark horse of the thieving operation. He'd be the guy you least expect, silently slipping away with the loot while everyone is distracted by the more flamboyant members of the squad.

The Inside Man: Morgan "Ghost" Rielly

Morgan Rielly has the ability to blend in with his surrounding, remaining in one place long enough for everyone to forget he could work elsewhere. For example, he's been with the Toronto Maple Leafs for 11 years. Rielly has the ability to ingrain himself for the long term, waiting for right payoff.

Over time, he's able to collect crucial information that he's able to report back to his crew. That includes security system details, access codes, and security guard schedules. The inside man's role is covert. The truth is, Rielly may be on a heist right now and we all just thought he was playing hockey.

The Toronto Maple Leafs may not currently be Bonnie and Clyde, but they can sure transform into Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid anytime they choose.