Personality Quiz: Which Toronto Maple Leafs Player Are You?

Before the internet, a fun element often included in magazines like Cosmo was doing a personality quiz. The Toronto Maple Leafs, not having their own publication, didn't get to join in the fun. Buzzfeed even had a Director of Quizzes.

By now, nearly everyone has done some kind of online quiz. Until now, you haven't done the most important one of all, finding out which Toronto Maple Leafs player you most resemble.

Using the most cutting edge technology from 2012, we will help you determine which player's personality best matches yours from the 2023-24 Maple Leafs roster.

Before we jump in, keep in mind that you aren't going to be your player's only doppelgänger. We've found that there are many celebrities that look like players, but this quiz isn't at all about looks, just personality traits.

All you need to do is put on your helmet, twirl your mustache (if you have one) and prepare to hop the boards for this fun quiz that will scientifically settle the burning question you go to bed asking yourself each night.

Toronto Maple Leafs Personality Quiz

Question 1

Hair is very important to hockey players.

Waking up in the morning with bedhead isn't an option for those dedicated to the game.

Finding the right pre-game routine may include taping and waxing a player's sticks and making sure the right hair washing regimen is followed.

Question 1: What is your hair washing regimen?

That's a strong hair care regimen. You never want to show up to the rink looking tattered. You have a reputation to uphold afterall. Whether you're brushing out your salad, lettuce, or letting the flow fly free, you clearly know what it takes to make sure you can take your bucket off with confidence.

On to your next question:

Question 2

Everyone has different approaches to hockey and life. Neither one is always easy.


There are times where things get rough and a tough decision needs to be made. Sometimes the puck lands in the corner and there's a battle to get it out.

Sometimes, the coach will give you the tap to hop the boards against your opponent's top line. Adversity is right around the corner and can surface at any time.

It's important to establish the right state of mind and a strategy for when you get into the corners of life. We all know that's where things can sometimes get a little greasy. Everyone acts a little differently when they find that their back is against the wall.

We all have the tendency to allow emotion to get the best of us, especially when faced with adversity. Sometimes anger takes the wheel.

That was the case for a Maple Leafs prospect last season, who should have faced an enormous suspension when he pushed a linesman during a playoff game. But that isn't how everyone takes on adversity.


Question 2: When faced with adversity, what does your gut say is the best response?

Some folks are more interested in letting their fists do the talking, be it on the ice or figuratively off the ice. Others, think it's best to be more pragmatic in their daily interactions.

Everyone also has that one friend who gets a little too comfy with swinging their proverbial hockey stick around. If you can't think of which of your friends that may be, take a quick peek in the mirror.

Some say that cooler heads prevail. Perhaps that's best suited for the team management. The players and their coaches may actually be better performers when they come to the rink with a bit of an edge.

Question 3

There have been a lot of smart Toronto Maple Leafs over the years.

Ken Dryden, the former Hall of Fame goaltender and former President of the Leafs may be at the top of that list. He was a successful federal politician, a law school graduate, a published author, and even taught a course at McGill University.

This jack of all trades can be remembered as the person responsible for bringing one of the organization's top five all-time general managers, Pat Quinn, to Toronto and helping to sign Curtis Joseph.

Dryden isn't the only big brain to rep the Blue and White. There have been many wise players who have enjoyed their time as Toronto Maple Leafs. Mane of them have given us gold in their interview responses. This question uses former Leafs real quotes in a hypothetical situation.


Question 3: Which of the following would you text someone of interest, prior to joining them for a first date?

Those quotes may be a strong introduction to a new friend. Perhaps the Tim Horton quote is a good choice for finding the right match, especially if the plan is going for coffee and donuts.

While each of those former Toronto Maple Leafs showed their brilliance with their words, there's no denying that the best Leafs quote comes from Jim McKenny, a defenseman who played for the Buds for 11 years. He described hockey in a very unique way.

McKenny said, “Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.” It's a quote that stands the test of time.

Question 4

If sending the perfect message worked, no matter which quote you chose, and there is still a date to be had, the restaurant Tim Hortons may not be everyone's cup of tea. While the companion on a date may be most important, the setting and activity count too.

Putting in the time to establish a plan and working out some of the finer details in advance could make the difference in what ultimately becomes a successful date. The right date can kick things off in a positive way, and can even be the reason why a future relationship is or isn't formed.

So, Leafs fans, take the time to put in the work and set up the perfect date before it even begins. Morgan Rielly and Tessa Virtue likely didn't share a Big Mac combo on their first date.


Question 4: What is your perfect first date?

There's nothing more romantic than the shared experience of the Toronto Maple Leafs. If it's the hockey season and weather permits, head to a nearby outdoor skating rink. Skating hand in hand under the stars can be a romantic way to spend an evening. The cherry on top, is inviting Auston Matthews along to kick things off by sharing a few personalized pointers.

Question 5

One of the perks of playing hockey professionally in the NHL and for the Leafs are the opportunities that get thrown the players' way. They often have the chance to make some side money in the form of sponsorship and commercials.

In the 90's Doug Gilmour was the spokesperson for milk. He starred in a number of "Got Milk?" commercials, but one stood out among the rest. In 1995 he was in an ad with his second wife Amy. Together, the pair did a ballroom dance routine before exposing that they both actually had dairy cows' legs. Amy is the mother to Jake and Tyson Gilmour, the pair we've recently updated everyone on what they're doing now.

Gilour's dancing cow legs may be remembered by a generation of Leafs fans. However, not every commercial lives in the hearts and minds of Leafs faithful.

Most have probably forgotten the time where Mike Zigomanis and Luca Caputi were the brand ambassadors for the blueberry-flavoured edition of Cheetah Power Surge Energy Drink, a product sold by the company owner and recent failed candidate to be Toronto's mayor, Frank D’Angelo.

Choosing the right company and product to endorse makes all the difference. So pick carefully because you'll forever be associated with the brand you represent.


Question 5: Which company would you be most likely to promote?

Not everyone can sell soup like Wendel Clark did in 1993, where he starred in a commercial urging consumers to eat more with a fork.

While we've previously shared an update on Clark's son's progress to making the NHL, we don't know whether the former Toronto Maple Leafs captain still enjoys chunky soup. It is nice to picture Clark continuing to sit down to his favorite meal armed with just a fork.

Question 6

Celebrating accomplishments is like throwing a party for your own success – and who doesn't love a good party? It's not just about patting yourself on the back; it's about turning life's mundane moments into a carnival of achievement. Imagine a world where every victory, big or small, is met with confetti cannons and a marching band playing your personal theme song. You become the superhero of your own story.

Every conquered challenge deserves a victory dance that would make even the most rhythmically challenged bust a move. That's why celebrating goals is so important. It's a chance for players to put their exuberance on display and have fun playing the game they love.

So, next time you achieve something noteworthy, consider throwing on a party hat, doing a victory jig, and reveling in the absurdity of celebrating your own awesomeness. Life's too short not to be the star of your own success.

We know not everyone has a confetti cannon waiting and loaded at home, so this question speaks to the more practical of us all.


Question 6: What's your preferred method of celebrating a personal achievement?

In the NHL, celebrating goals has become a type of art form. One of the most iconic of all time came against the Toronto Maple Leafs when Tiger Williams took a joy ride on his stick. He rode it across the entire neutral zone while waving his right arm around.

These days, some opt for the simple stick raise while others love the camaraderie of letting their teammates share in the joy. That's often why you'll see your favorite player complete their goal celebration by skating by their bench and fist bumping all their teammates.

Question 7

Not every moment in life is worthy of a fist bump. There are times where everyone has to face the fact that plans got derailed. This is handled differently by everyone.

When life throws lemons at us, some folks turn it into a lemonade stand, while others attempt to take a big bite only to be surprised at how sour it tastes. Facing setbacks is an inevitable part of the human experience even for members of the Toronto Maple Leafs, and navigating them with resilience and positivity is key to personal growth.

There is no value in trying to resist or deny that a challenge awaits. You can't skip a part of the schedule just because you're going to face the first place team. Understanding that setbacks are a natural part of any journey allows for a more constructive approach. Continue moving forward. What matters most is how you attack those challenges.


Question 7: How do you handle challenges or setbacks?

While some accuse John Tavares of being a robot, he may be the calm veteran voice that the Maple Leafs need in their locker room. The team's captain needs to connect with both the young and older players while also being an intermediary between the players and coaching staff.

Perhaps that's why Tavares was named the Toronto Maple Leafs 25th captain in team history. Leadership isn't easy, even for a robot.

Question 9

It can be difficult to make new friends. Old friends are comfortable and you know exactly what to expect. However, it can always be nice to meet someone new and hit it off.

Making new friends as an adult is just about as much fun as trying to assemble IKEA furniture. On the surface, it appears to be simple, but it's an exercise in frustration, confusion, and occasionally, fits of laughter.

There is also the subtle art of initiating a conversation with a stranger without sounding like a rogue telemarketer. "Hello, potential friend, would you be interested in a limited-time offer of camaraderie and mutual weirdness?" Despite the smoothness for which it may flow out of you, it's not exactly a foolproof icebreaker.

Making new friends is a precarious, unpredictable, and occasionally a hilarious endeavor. So, here's to the brave souls attempting the social circus act of making friends, armed with awkward jokes and the resilience to laugh through the friend-making fumbles. Everyone takes on making new friends in their own unique way.


Question 9: How do you approach making new friends?

Making new friends does have its challenges. Not everyone can wait for someone to be traded to your hockey team where you let them borrow your stick tape and you instantly form a bond over the lie and flexibility of your respective sticks. Although, is there a bond in the world greater than that of 6 lie and a 95 flex?

Final Question

With that new friend on the bench next to you, facing the challenges and rigor of a hockey game are much easier. Just like a new friend, finding the right teammate is of vital importance.

Having a bad teammate can be a frustrating and demoralizing experience that significantly impacts the dynamics of any situation.

Whether in hockey, work, or academic projects, a teammate who fails to contribute, communicates poorly, or lacks commitment can create a ripple effect of negativity. Everyone's had that one partner during group work in elementary school who played with the glitter while everyone else followed the teacher's instructions.

A poor teammate may just be good at one thing, disappearing when you need them. They may exhibit a lack of accountability, making it challenging to rely on them to fulfill their responsibilities. This can breed resentment among other team members, which could lead to a complete breakdown of collaboration. The overall team morale often suffers as a consequence, affecting motivation and the desire to achieve shared goals.

That's why it's the presence of a good teammate is invaluable. Everyone is always searching for a reliable teammate.


Question 10: Which quality do you value most in a teammate?

Your results are up next.

Results

Thank you for participating in the Toronto Maple Leafs personality quiz, the first of its kind. Your results are in.

If you chose mostly 'a' answers: You're most like Auston Matthews. With your boundless energy and determination, you share Matthews' passion for the game and ability to lead by example. You're already ready to hop the boards and get into the action because you're a great teammate who knows what it takes to be successful.


If you chose mostly b answers: You're most like Morgan Rielly. Just as Rielly's steady presence on the ice is valued, your thoughtful and calm approach makes you a reliable and respected figure. There's no problem that can't be figured out. You take the intellectual approach to, much in the same way as Rielly does when faced with options out on the ice. That cunning intellect may at times get you into trouble, but it absolutely helps you get out of it too.


If you chose mostly c answers: You're most like Mitch Marner! Like Marner's engaging and friendly demeanor, you're the life of the party who brings people together with your humor and team spirit. You're the person the coach taps after a tough loss to try and rejuvenate team spirit. While you may have a tendency to take things too far at times, everyone knows your kind-hearted and well meaning so you'll often get a pass even if one of your jokes is a little offside.


If you rushed all the answers in a hurry without paying attention to what you actually chose: You're most like former Maple Leafs general manager and current hanger-on, Cliff "Silver Fox" Fletcher. Your approach is much like his management style, which was to act first and think later. The man loved making trades and cared very little about the slow process of developing young talent. That's right up your alley, letting impulsivity take the wheel without much thought or care for the consequences.

No matter which personality you landed on, know that you're a valued member of the Toronto Maple Leafs fandom. The good news is that at least you didn't land on the personality of a goaltender. And if you are a goaltender reading this . . . sorry.