2. Have a Good Long Cry
No Toronto Maple Leafs season is complete without a long ugly cry.
The hockey season generally involves having to listen to Montreal Canadiens fans brag about how many cups their team has won. If you’re unfortunate enough to know a Boston Bruins fan, good chance you’ll also be subject to some obnoxious taunting.
Skip all this and go directly to the end.
Let it all out by shedding tears in a cathartic way. As snot drips from your nose, mutter “it’s not fair” to yourself over and over. Once in awhile also yell out a player’s name followed by the word, “why”. Putting those together should sound like “Andersen! Why?!?”
Hopefully, you have facial tissues at home to wipe away your tears once done. If you’re one of the people who stocked up with a lifetime supply of toilet paper, then feel free to substitute with some tp.
The only thing that’s important for this process is how you finish up. Once your eyes have dried up, you must recognize that your desire to see the Leafs hoist the cup may never be satiated but you’re ready to believe in the team because next year’s their year.
1. Read Editor In Leaf
There’s no better way to start and end your day in quarantine than reading some high-quality content from Editor In Leaf.
Count on us to get you through these dark hockeyless days. If there’s any new news about the season on hiatus, this is the place to find it.
Remember Leafs fans, we might not have hockey to watch but we do have each other. Be sure to be kind and stay at least one meter apart.